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TRO issued on currency deposits Voting 8-5, the Supreme Court on Thursday stopped the Senate, acting as impeachment court, from opening the foreign currency accounts of Chief Justice Renato Corona at PS Bank, a spokesman for the high tribunal said.
Pilipino Star Editoryal
Kung walang kasalanan bakit ititigil ang trial
NOONG hindi pa nagsisimula ang impeachment trial ni Chief Justice Renato Corona, sinabi niya na handa siyang magpaimbestiga dahil wala naman siyang itinatago. Hindi umano siya natatakot dahil wala siyang kasalanan. Pero ngayong nasa ika-11 araw na ang impeachment trial, mismong si Corona na ang humiling sa Supreme Court na itigil ang paglilitis. Nakapagtataka ang kahilingang ito sapagkat noong una pa si Corona ang nagsabi na sasabihin niya ang lahat para mapatunayang siya ay inosente sa inaakusa.
Naghain ng tatlong pleadings sa Supreme Court ang kampo ni Corona para itigil ang trial at ganundin ang pagsusumite ng bank records. Unang kahilingan ay ang pagpapalabas ng temporary restraining order (TRO) ang SC para itigil ang trial; ikalawa ay ang motion for inhibition laban kina Justices Jose Antonio Carpio at Lourdes Sereno dahil sa lantaran umanong pagbatikos ng dalawa kay Corona. Si Carpio umano ang napipisil na ipapalit kay Corona sakaling maalis ito sa puwesto; at ikatlo, ay ang motion for special raffle para sa kanilang inihaing pleadings.
Ang paghingi ng TRO ng kampo ni Corona ay hiniling makaraang ilantad ng isang bank manager na may mahigit P20 million na nakadeposito sa kanilang banko ang Chief Justice. Mayroon din umanong dollar account si Corona pero hindi niya ito maaaring ihayag dahil lalabagin ang Republic Act 6426 o ang Foreign Currency Deposit Act.
Ngayon pa ba ititigil ang trial na mayroon nang mga nahahalukay? Kung walang kasalanan si Corona at lantaran naman niya itong sinabi noon, dapat ipagpatuloy at bilisan ang paglilitis para malinis na ang kanyang pangalan. Siya na ang magkusang ilantad ang lahat dahil sabi nga niya ay wala naman siyang itinatago. Kapag napatunayan niyang mali ang pinaparatang sa kanya, malaking tagumpay ito sa Supreme Court. Lalantad ang katotohanan at mawawala ang lambong ng pagdududa sa kanya.
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William !! of England
William Rufus was a Norman king of England who disliked the English and their culture and was, in turn, despised by his subjects and in conflict with the church. He inherited the throne in 1087 from his father, who had conquered England, and he ruled until 1100, subjugating Scotland and Wales. He never married or produced offspring, and his younger brother succeeded him after he was killed by a misfired arrow. Why do some question whether his death was really an accident? More...
This Day in History
John Quincy Adams Elected US President by Congress (1825)
Without a strong party system in place, the 1824 US presidential election was based on regional, rather than party, support. Consequently, of the five candidates who ran for office, none received enough electoral votes to take office, sending the decision to the House of Representatives under the terms of the twelfth amendment. Although Andrew Jackson had earned a plurality of the popular vote, Adams was elected because, according to the Jacksonians, he had struck a "corrupt bargain" with whom? More...
'Wag Malibok'
JOEKS
Laang
Pick up lines
“Ang love ay parang bayad sa jeep. Minsan hindi nasusuklian”.
“Puwede bang magpa-blood test? Para malaman mo na type kita”.
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A young couple honeymooning in Las Vegas were down to their last two dollars. The groom told the bride that he had a feeling that he could turn the two bucks into a fortune if he went down to the casino alone.
Once in the casino, he put one dollar each into two slot machines and won Jackpots on both totaling $10,000. He then played blackjack for an hour until he had $50,000 in chips. Next, he played poker and upped his winnings to $100,000.
He was about to cash in his chips when he got a hunch that his luck hadn't run out. So he took all his money and placed it on Black at the roulette table, hoping to double his money. But the ball came up Red. He returned to his hotel room.
"How did you do?" asked the bride.
The groom shrugged and said, "I lost two dollars."
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TATAY: Berto! kinuha mo ang pera sa bulsa ng pantalon ko no?
ANAK: Ano sabi mo tay?
TATAY: Sabi ko, kinuha mo ‘yung pera sa bulsa ng pantalon ko!!
ANAK: ‘Di ko talaga marinig ‘tay, gusto mo palit tayo ng pwesto rito, ako naman ang magtatanong.
TATAY: Sige...
ANAK: Sinong babae ang kasama mo kanina!?!
TATAY: Ayy, oo nga, ‘di nga marinig!
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Si Berto umuwi ng lasing...
Nadulas, nasugatan ang mukha.
Tiningnan sa salamin at ginamot ang sarili.
Kinaumagahan...
Inay: Lasing ka kagabi noh?
Berto: Hindi ah!!!
Inay: Hindi ha? Eh bakit may BAND-AID ‘yung salamin?
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Anak: ‘Nay, bakit po Victoria ang name ni Ate?
Ina: Kasi anak doon namin siya ginawa ng itay mo.
Anak: Bakit si Kuya, Anito?
Ina: Tumigil ka na nga Luneta baka mapalo pa kita.
Tawagin mo na si Kuya FX mo at kakain na tayo.
"A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial." -Jimmy Fallon
"The agriculture department says we now have the smallest cattle population in 60 years. That shows you how fat we're getting. We're close to putting cows on the endangered species list." -Jay Leno
"The FDA -- the Food and Drug Administration -- has set up a new procedure by which new drugs will be tested and approved in four years. It's called college." --Craig Ferguson
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The Most Important Discoveries
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.
Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.
Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.
Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.
Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never recovered.
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